Nick Guzan

one time i shushed tobey maguire at a mavericks game

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

This parasite is real victory for those of us who love eating processed foods 🫶

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

she had to joke about not having a right hand like three times before he finally understood that he got caught lying lmao its like having a dog brain is required for the job

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Every right-wing response to this is literally just

[giovanna @feelswidow]

happy 31 birthday to people's princess hannah einbinder/ava daniels

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

happy mothers day my children everyday I’m grateful to be your mom

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Richard Kind

[Nick Guzan @nguzan]

this whole vhs renaissance feels forced

[Shrek @Shrek]

Heyyyy @SabrinaAnnLynn

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

“Wah wah wah” is the right way to begin any response to GOP whining over gerrymandering.

But the substantive response is also spot-on.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Sickeningly evil. Donald Trump must be impeached. 

When will it be enough for my Republican colleagues to grow spines and remove him from office?

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You just created a million of Kristi Noem’s big breasted husband

[Chris Harnick @chrisharnick]

Cher and the post office

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

RIP Walker Texas Ranger