nhel patrick

pretty sad for a boy so in love

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

[nhel patrick @nhelpatrick_]

@NoatakLoL @Lietolee @KenRhen @T1LoL Against Galio too 😭😭 that side ain’t winning shit

[𝓴𖤐 @endaisen]

got my ass

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[nhel patrick @nhelpatrick_]

so many mfs are lucky im medicated and healing— therapy has been making me second guess my immediate thoughts for you hoes

[Monstroleo @poquittop]

my dad says it’s more gay to top bc ur pee pee has to be hard

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

[nhel patrick @nhelpatrick_]

God, sometimes I mourn for who I used to be.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[ruby¹ @ALYSAL1U]

“That’s what i’m fucking talking about!!”

[Rain ☔ 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️🦝 @spookygirlrain]

don't you see how accidentally trans affirming this is tho? you're right, she could have had everything she ever wanted. daughter of the single richest man alive. all she had to do was stay quiet. instead she knew being her true self was more valuable than any of that.

[carm :) @bubblecarm]

this is how sports commentators sound when throwing out the most niche stat you’ve ever heard

[Theo(dore) Foxx @FoxxDoesThings]

Just for the record, if you ever see me with a hot bisexual bilingual man 15+ years older than me, do NOT intervene.

I am exactly where I want to be.

[nhel patrick @nhelpatrick_]

i miss my friends >:(

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Ilya to the Ottawa centaurs every night:

[nhel patrick @nhelpatrick_]

@gabheartstopper i know this was probably describing shane hollander but i love my baby nick nelson just as much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️