NMitra

world domination, one punchline at a time.

[NMitra @nhelya]

pet peeve: yung mga misis na tawag ng tawag sa mister nilang driver para chumika to the point na distracted na yung mister nila.

[NMitra @nhelya]

Legit thought this was @Tawan_V 😂 Happy Songkran!

[NMitra @nhelya]

pakapogi jusko

[yu-1linda @yu_1_linda99]

🤓💙💙💙

©ECCgroup

[NMitra @nhelya]

Tama ka na 2025, TnxBye.

[NMitra @nhelya]

May signal na sa Opus mall. Fully booked na lang at Starbucks, solb na 😄

[NMitra @nhelya]

DDS mocking the rally yesterday saying na lumabas tuloy yung totoong number ng mga Anti-Duterte. Uhm, obviously, mas maraming DDS. Kaya nga nanalo ang kadiliman at nagkanda leche leche tayong lahat di ba.

Proud pa kayong andami nyo pa ding tanga. Juskolord.

[NMitra @nhelya]

himbing 😂

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Ngl, so fucking tired.

[NMitra @nhelya]

Andaming Performative Outrage these days ah.

[NMitra @nhelya]

@michaelsager_ Whats your top 4 @KobeissiLetter movies?

[NMitra @nhelya]

Jusko mga baks, corruption ang mas nagpapahirap satin at mga bobong leaders.

Masusurvive pa natin na ibackseat ang usaping Sogie or may manalong candidate na iba pa ang opinion dyan. Tayo pa ba. Boto muna tayo ng matinong candidate.

[Deo Enalpe 𝕩 @deeoenalpe]

I acknowledge the current stance on the Same-Sex Marriage/SOGIE Bill of Ma’am Heidi Mendoza, even though they differ from my views.

I will still support and vote for her. 💜

[NMitra @nhelya]

I feel it—no, I know it. I'm going to cry buckets when I watch Wicked in the theater.

[NMitra @nhelya]

@superjeir @Sea_tawinan Hongpogi tlga!

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@paoloquimbo Happened to me. Modus to ng mga waiters dun.

[NMitra @nhelya]

May mga taong sobrang excited akong makarma. Yung pinapaubaya mo na lang sa universe pero sana iprioritize ng universe yung tao kasi dasurv.

[NMitra @nhelya]

Bobobo kasi ng bumoboto dito sa mga taong to e. BOBOBO!

[Punch The Lies🤛 @PunchTheLies]

TRIGGER WARNING‼️

“Na-rape po ako.” — Gerald Santos 💔😢🤬

Si Jinggoy naman ‘di man lang patapusin magkwento si Gerald. Umiiyak na yung tao, kahit simpleng sorry man lang ang isiningit para icomfort pero ewan. 🤦‍♀️ #JusticeForRapeVictims

[NMitra @nhelya]

Jusko. Magjakol ka Robin. Bwakananginang taong to. Gusto mo pang gawing intellectual discourse yung kalibugan mo. Jusko Pinas. Jusko talaga.

[Informed PH @informedph2]

ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES FOLKS, ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES

where we can witness a Senate hearing transform into a personal legal advice session for a “libidinous” DDS Senator who seems to be airing his own marital issues.

In my head, Mariel be screaming like: HUUUUUUY!

[NMitra @nhelya]

Parang lahat ng tao may PWD ID na, sa true lang.

[NMitra @nhelya]

I am this old

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

You may be old but, are you this old??

[NMitra @nhelya]

@wlkngsns Thaaanks sa reco. Add to cart ko yan haha

[NMitra @nhelya]

First 21k run. Pucha, sugat sugat singit ko 😂