Nicholas Hemerling

Je ne suis pas un ordinateur.

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Is anyone else out here using ChatGPT as a therapist/dream parental figure?

"It's completely normal to feel frustrated or embarrassed when faced with a challenge like parallel parking" 🥹

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Tried using 💀 but caved and went with 😂 because I am not cut out for that stuff.

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Nothing louder than trying to be quiet in the middle of the night.

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Happy new year I'm on a toilet.

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@Belahaha No way!

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Yummy food! Good service!

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tbh, I mostly tweet from my laptop.

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Sporting a mustache is pouring all my vanity into one aspect of my being.

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Flight delays: good for late people, bad for good people.

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It's summer and I either want dresses in the men's section, or the courage to shop in the women's.

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Was I supposed to figure out my brand before I started tweeting or can I figure it out as I go but prolly never figure it out?

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tbh I miss the mustache look on @fatherjohnmisty not that he cares or anyone nobody loves me

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standing in line with an empty coffee cup I don't want to hold anymore do I leave the line to throw it in the garbage life is so hard?!

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I live my life to the fullest to earn that Twitter verification.

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I like photographing humans. By humans, I mean myself.

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At the airport I concluded that people are crazy.

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We won't ever get things right, will we?

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I blame my lack of creativity on my parents not letting me play with my food.

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@fatherjohnmisty 😗

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me now: 😍🍩

me in a minute: 🤢🍩

me in an hour: 😍🍩