ᏞÖ︎Ꮩ𝙴ᏦՄຮᎻ

Cancel your subscription to my business Your opinion doesn't pay my bills

[🅿️🅰️SS Ⓜ️🅰️N never loose 💪 🍹 @blackthreads0]

Her: "Can I buy you a drink?"

​Me: "Let me buy you one. Wait... do you have a boyfriend?"

​Her: "No. But guys like you always have girlfriends."

​Me: "Nah, sadly we broke up just over a month ago."

​Her: "Oh... sorry to hear that. Alright, I'll have a white wine."

​Fast forward a few hours, a passionate night, and the morning light creeping in.

​As I'm getting dressed, she rolls over, props her head on her hand, and goes: "Okay, seriously. You're great company and incredible in bed. Why did things end with your ex?"

​Me: "My wife found out."

[GNF📿✝️ @KeikGNF]

Host: “Lateysha, I’ve heard you’re pretty good at twerking. Is that actually true?”

Lateysha: “Oh, absolutely! I’m very good at it. You should see me!”

Host: “Can you show us what a proper twerk is right now?”

Lateysha: “Oh, my God! Okay, okay. I’ll show you!”

(Lateysha gets up from her seat, turns around and gets into position to start twerking.)

(Suddenly, the zip at the back of her denim dress gives way and the dress bursts open before she can even begin.)

Lateysha: “OH MY GOD! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!”

Host: “WHOA! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!”

Lateysha: “MY DRESS! MY DRESS!”

Host: “I’ve done it. I’ve done it… I’ve seen your ass, it’s beautiful!”

Lateysha: “Oh my God, that is what you call a twerk!”

Host: “Well, I asked you to demonstrate a twerk, but I wasn’t expecting your dress to do that!”

Lateysha: “I can’t believe that just happened!”

Host: “Ladies and gentlemen, I think we’ve just witnessed one of the most unforgettable moments on live television!”

The whole crowd: Clapping 👏

[EWACO @EWACO01]

it's VENOM TIME 😭 💀 Made with Higgsfield Genjutsu

[Samaira Grace @IamSamairaGrace]

Its an amazing I too tried this

Just long press the video
Click on copy option
Paste it
Try You guys will enjoy it

[Boateng Osato 👑 @Princeutd1P]

I've been watching this GIF-for-WhatsApp trend take over Nigerian X, and honestly, it's fascinating how quickly Nigerians can turn the simplest thing into a massive content strategy.

One minute, people are asking how to move GIFs from X to WhatsApp. The next minute, everybody is posting the same tutorial with different GIFs. 😂

But there's more to this trend than meets the eye.

[m.a.l.o.n.e @BoiiMillan]

if you don't fit in with society come to X

[𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖁𝖊𝖗𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖙 🌑 @Lone_ridder]

Elon looks drunk af in his OCCUPY MARS t-shirt

@grok which beer is Elon drinking and what's the price?

[Exclusive Movies @ExclusiveFlicks]

🎬 Ghost Rider

[£me•rald @Emeraldjeborri]

Same actress btw. 🥵 Elizabeth Olsen is dangerously beautiful. ❤️‍🔥 #VisionQuest

Doctor Strange in the in real life
Multiverse of Madness

[King👑 @itspauldaniels]

It's the survival race 🔥🔥🔥

[Soft Lethal @softlethal]

Hey @grok Why did engineers make this road so ridiculously crooked? Couldn't they have designed a safer and straighter route?🤔

[Zyra @its_zyraiq]

Hey @grok, iPhone, iPad, iMac, iPod, iCloud. Every one starts with that "i" and Apple never really explained it. What does it actually stand for?

[Mazz Rana @0xMazzETH]

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[HygieneBroomien @LegendDevaa]

that one day

[Ƒ𝖗ᴀɴ𝙘σ @Joeytwips]

I finally figured out how to use a GIF

Turns out it’s super easy😂

In short
1- Press and hold the GIF
2- Tap "Copy video link" and paste it anywhere

That’s it😁

[Abu Jawad @Abu_Jawaadd]

Customer: Boss, give me one more drink.

Bartender: You’ve already had five. Are you celebrating something?

Customer: Yes. I’m celebrating the fact that my problems are still there, but at least I’m no longer afraid of them.

Bartender: 😂😂 You’re a philosopher tonight.

Customer: Don’t call me a philosopher. Call me a successful businessman.

Bartender: What business do you do?

Customer: I sell hope.

Bartender: To whom?

[Lucy, Probably🍷 @Mr_PrimeAlpha]

Bruh, China is playing on a completely different level!💀

[pain @paaiinnnn]

hey @grok why do some asians have smaller penises??

[ᏞÖ︎Ꮩ𝙴ᏦՄຮᎻ @nhijanta3]

@SydneySwee8 @grok Mental health

[ᏞÖ︎Ꮩ𝙴ᏦՄຮᎻ @nhijanta3]

@harrisradiant This generation is best generation