NHL Carney

Prime Minister of The National Hockey League and leader of the Liberal Hockey Party. Parody account

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl Mr. President, wait for this blowout to happen! We will see who looks better! Best,

NHL Prime Minister Carney🇨🇦

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

My fellow Canadians,

I am happy to announce that I have emptied out our entire country's federal reserves and have placed it all on #gohabsgo moneyline tonight for their match at home against Buffalo. I know some of you may doubt this move. But when I double our economy in 2 hours, we will be laughing at @trump_nhl, his terrible teams, and weak economy!

NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@FerdinandTheGPS @trump_nhl Very nice, Ferdinand!

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl Thank you Donald! NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

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[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl @DevsFan82 Let it be noted that the New Jersey Devils currently have 10 Canadian born players compared to the American 6! @DevsFan82 your team relies on Canada. And we ask you to ask @trump_nhl to reduce his harmful tariffs!

Thank you!
NHL Prime Minister Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

I plead with Albertans to do what’s right and stay in Canada. The great Connor McDavid wants you to. As NHL Prime Minister, if Albertans choose to stay in Canada. I promise to lower the cost of hockey tickets and Molson Beer! Cheers!

NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

We have just received word that this gentleman is a Vegas Golden Knights fan!

NHL Prime Minister Carney

[The Elevate Report @elevatereport]

Mark Carney is a National Security Threat to Canada.

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

Connor McDavid would undoubtedly leave the fake “country” of Alberta! And the great Edmonton Oilers would end up like the Calgary Flames.

NHL Prime Minister Carney

[Jayde @Jayde8700]

To Albertans who oppose separation:

Give me three solid reasons why Alberta is better off remaining in Canada.

Not slogans. Not emotional arguments. Real benefits for Albertans.

I’m genuinely interested in hearing your reasoning.

I’ll wait.

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl has continued to categorically refuse to release the Bettman files. Is he hiding something? Why does he have so many pictures with Gary Bettman? The American people deserve to know.

NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@HockeyYankee @trump_nhl Only a true Canadian knows about the great Bob and Doug Mackenzie brothers! Are you sure you are American? Take off to the great white north!

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

For too long Canadiens have struggled to watch our favourite sport. @trump_nhl has placed tariffs on all broadcasts and has made it impossible to watch hockey. We will continue to counter the tarrifs, and work towards building a stronger, better Canada.
NHL Prime Minister Carney

[Propa @Propa613]

Is there anywhere to watch #Habs hockey tonight? I don't have Prime and not interested in paying for it either. 😡🤦😳 #GOHABSGO

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

NHL President Trump has been consistently questioned on his cognitive ability. He has resorted to taking a cognitive report that has not been made publicly available. I would challenge the president to explain to all of us what an offside is! Thank you

NHL Prime Minister Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@Thedude522707 @trump_nhl Hello! That is a misleading statement. Rogers acquired the rights to NHL games. They subleased it to CBC to air Hockey Night in Canada. That deal expired in 2026. The government has no control over this. Hope this helps!

NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

Dear Canadians,

As a response to @trump_nhl ‘s tariffs, I am announcing that we will be implementing retaliatory tariffs on 100% of Canadian hockey products. These tariffs will apply to any sticks, pucks, and other equipment produced in Canada. Please note that these tariffs are being doubled for traitors to Canada like Brady Tkachuk and Connor Hellebuyck! Thank you.

NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[Katie Zacharia @KatieZacharia]

President Trump is a kind, wonderful, gracious, thoughtful, enthusiastic, and hardworking man. I wish more Americans appreciated him. No one will ever make America great the way he has and continues to.

It was an honor to work for him.

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@NHLGavinNewsom @SabresHater @trump_nhl Thank you @NHLGavinNewsom for being a great supporter of Canada! We Canadians love the great state of California.
NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@SabresHater @trump_nhl Please respect our anthem! In all of US command!
NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl Canada as always appreciated our relationship with the United States. We are proud and honoured to hear our anthem at stadiums. What a gesture by the great Terry Pegula to play our anthem in Buffalo.
Thank you!
NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@trump_nhl Donald, we don’t agree on much, but I can’t argue with this one.
NHL Prime Minister Mark Carney

[NHL Carney @NHLCarney]

@HockeyYankee @trump_nhl