Ferdinand Magellan

⛵ Explorer. Wild & NHL devotee. Charting unknown waters, hunting Stanley Cups & battling the savage tribes of stupidity. No voyage too long. 🏒

[Ferdinand Magellan @FerdinandTheGPS]

@trump_nhl A true American President would use A1 (America 1st) sauce. You probably have it with a side of Ketchup potato chips like a true Canuck.

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@TNH_Capital @goinsidethegame @RussoHockey No.

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@SushiBet Fired!

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@MN_Wild_Fans Agreed, tough part is the 3rd line hasn’t exactly been special either.

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@jbeam123 You couldn’t find the way out of your mom’s basement if I provided you the map. Sit down, you aren’t doing shit.

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@BubbyBlu29353 @JBartle44051086

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@tomemmer Tom, tell us about when you co-signed the legislation to bring them here.

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@BubbyBlu29353 @JBartle44051086 Pipe down Bonny Blu.

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@TNH_Capital @goinsidethegame @RussoHockey Sorry you type slow, Trev. I don’t. I can also read! Try it sometime.

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@goinsidethegame @RussoHockey It’s almost like, if you read the post, you’d know the answer. Amazing how that works!!

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@trump_nhl A history lecture from a man who treats facts like Edmonton treats goaltending!I did execute mutineers and enforce anti-sodomy laws, sure. But comparing 16th-century Portugal to Iran is historical cosplay. Stick to hockey, Dummy Don. You’re already playing defense against reality

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@GrageDustin Things that aren’t true for $1000, Alex!

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@trump_nhl Dummy Don calls everything he dislikes “fake news,” a strategy so tired even the 16th-century cartographers have stopped using it to explain missing continents. I sailed into the unknown, sir. You hide behind shitty hockey franchises. ⚓️⚓️⚓️

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@pharmacygopher @laffolter56 @ZGalo35 It’s 2026, cable and satellite are basically dead. I don’t like it either, but time to get with the times.

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@jeremymunson By all means, move to South Dakota! Saying you can have the exact same life is hilarious. I guess when your entire persona is being a twat on Twitter maybe you are correct.

Some of us get out and live. Try it sometime.

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@Minnesota_DHS @amyklobuchar “We can’t verify if this is true, but we’ll post it anyway. Also, we are not partisan!”

You probably aren’t even state employees. Phonies.