Meg Kennedy

I have a flip phone. I also perform comedy at @iochicago, @ComedySportzChi, @LOLtheater, and @the_playground.

[Meg Kennedy @NHmegk]

I want a Coach Taylor alarm clock that wakes me up by saying, "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't snooze."

[Lisa Talmadge 🐝 @LisaTalmadge]

Went out in public and it was horrible. Every single person is a suspect.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[First To Hear It @firsttohearit]

WOW. Pete went on @jubileemedia and spoke with 25 undecided voters.

He's going everywhere for @KamalaHarris's campaign. This is the best thing you'll watch today.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Who is this diva? https://t.co/gxN1a7tiKN

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's my message to young people: you wouldn't let a bunch of old people decide what music you're going to listen to or what clothes you're going to wear – so don't let them decide your future.

Make a plan to vote today: https://t.co/V3uLF7XRqt

[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

Liberty owner Clara Wu Tsai on the franchise’s first WNBA championship:

“When we bought the team four years ago, they were playing at Westchester County Center to a crowd of 2000. And the first thing we wanted to do was bring the team to Barclays Center so that they could have a bigger stage. And then we wanted to give them facilities and performance and nutrition and everything that they deserved, because they’re such elite professional athletes.”

[reporting for duty. @nathanlately]

I don’t think she knows how impactful this clip/ideology is.

[Natalya Coyle @Natalyacoyle]

My story of Olympic spirit from Athletics on Saturday.

I sat by a lovely man from Australia. He kept pulling out new flags from his bag & waving them. I asked him about it,
“I bring the 9 smallest nations flags with me as they won’t have many people in the stands” 🥹
#Paris2024

[ESPN @espn]

The U.S. women's 26 gold medals are the MOST by a women's team in a single Olympics 👏 🇺🇸

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Just how dominant were Shamier Little, Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, Gabby Thomas and Alexis Holmes? 🇺🇸

This was their lead on the final lap en route to an American record and Olympic gold in the women's 4x400 relay 😱

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

CNN: Harris chooses Walz

Fox News: Walz selected as Harris running mate

NYT: Walz chosen over Shapiro

NBC Boston: Kamala Harris selects Tim Walz, governor of Minnesota, the home of the Timberwolves, who traded Kevin Garnett to the Celtics in 2007 ahead of 2008 NBA title win

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Don't forget to give yourself sun, water, and all the time and space you need to grow! 🌻🌻

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

We agree! 💚💛

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.

[Meg Kennedy @NHmegk]

Our wonderful, loving friend Chris had an awful apartment fire over the weekend. Please donate if you would like to help!💛

[Sera Gamble @serathegamble]

TEN THINGS ABOUT HOW TO FORMAT A SCRIPT. Based on questions I get after screenwriter twitter has a debate about em-dashes or whatever. (Which is charming. That’s not a criticism.)

Here is what works for me and works for scripts I read when I am hiring.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.