NotHereToMakeFriends

Trudging through the garbage dump that is The Bachelor ep by ep with your unwilling host @kerri_foxx

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@BachParadise don't believe you

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jorge noooooo don't cry #bip #BachelorInParadise

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"the seductions get sticky" ...... okay. #bip #BachelorInParadise

[Possessionista @Possessionista]

You laugh, but Chad might just be the Republican nominee in 8 years. #BachelorinParadise

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@Bachelor_Nation somehow I feel like it will never end.

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

@chrisbharrison MY DUDE

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Well chad ended up with the crab so good for him #bip #BachelorInParadise

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oh my god...... #bip #BachelorInParadise

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stop saying aragorn wrong omg #bip #BachelorInParadise

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Chad and Lace remind me of my bf and I. I know that's horrifying but it's true xD #bip #BachelorInParadise

[BachelorCrab @Bachelor_Crab]

Something is wrong when Nick seems normal #bachelorinparadise

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Evan is my soulmate. #bip #BachelorInParadise

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Daniel is my kindred spirit omg. #bip #BachelorInParadise

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@sarahherron omg slay. #bip #BachelorInParadise

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@sarahherron looking so beautiful as always. #bip #BachelorInParadise

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DANIEL NEVER FUCKING LEAVE ME OKAY. #bip #BachelorInParadise

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Wow that photoshop job on Daniel's peen. #BachelorInParadise #bip

[TraitorsFan @bachelorsalmon]

Evan working out how I see it. #BachelorInParadise

[lolbachelor @lolbachelor]

Chad is excited for #BachelorInParadise cause everyone is already 'outside'

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They are setting Nick Viall the fUCK up for bachelor. #bip #BachelorInParadise