As I looked into his innocent green eyes I knew that my womanly presence was arousing his taut testicles: that with every little gasping breath they vibrated against each other, firm and plump beneath his starched trousers. And he blushed as he knew that I knew.
The fact that some random folks in suits think they can correct MLKโs son is the most exact epitome of entitlement ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
My favorite part of a #GameOfThronesFinale is when the Council started discussing a matter of repairing the Kingdom while Bran just left to watch a โLast Airbenderโ episode about the dragons #Priorities#cannotblamehimthough
After brushing my teeth and lying in the bed for an hour surfing through Facebook cooking posts I realized that chocolate ice cream @ 3am is the best idea of the day #GuiltyPleasureat3am#becausewhynot