Niamh Han

Cans.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

Last night an American lady told me I spoke English really well.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

@ps5_ireland You’re amazing. Finally got my hands on one! Pizza coming your way 🫶🏼

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

@holyhobnobs That’s all down to the tin foil hat brigade!

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

I would simply pass away if I caused an accident on the M50.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

@DarcyyDarce You don’t understand how happy this makes me!

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

Jesus could ya imagine the roaring happening in the Tyrone changing room, I wouldn’t be able.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

@holyhobnobs I’m just about breathing

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

Never have I ever covered myself in shower gel cos I thought it was moisturiser.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

Biggest pet peeve: songs with ‘my momma told me’ or ‘my poppa said’, no they fuckin didn’t. They gave you a kick up the hole and told you to cop on!

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

What the fuck is this??

[Samantha Libreri @SamanthaLibreri]

The Garda Public Order unit form a barrier to seal off the top of Dawson street. The top of Grafton street has also been sealed off by uniformed officers @rtenews

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the world does not need another cover of Creep.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

Looking at ‘Staycation’ options for summer, Yano yourself, support local and all that. But I would rather shit in my hands and clap than pay €160 a night to stay in some hotel in Cavan that smells like soup, and not a pool to be seen, would ya be able! #kilmore

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

@plankisonfire Oh Kayleigh 😩😩

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

At this moment in time, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life. To the Niamh of 10 years ago, don’t unlive yourself, you’re gonna work hard and rewards will come in every aspect of your life. It’s worth it.

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

I am a HOT mess.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Rachael Blackmore from Tipperary becomes first woman to win Aintree Grand National
https://t.co/ArTku9o0fN

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

How in the fuck does one arrange a doctors appointment in Dublin anymore!?

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

The neighbour partied from 8pm last night and didn’t stop. So this morning at 9am instead of choosing violence, I made him and his friend a breakfast bap, giving it to them across the balcony. They fell asleep right away ✌🏼

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

NOT JESSICA WALTER 😭😭😭😭

[Niamh Han @niamhsnothere]

🥰 it’s mental illness innit 🥰

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns