Advice, from Pokémon Go

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[Advice, from Pokémon Go @niantic_advice]

Keep zombies away from the villager while playing Pokémon GO.

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Do not be deterred by the existence of a similar video while playing Pokémon GO.

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Keep a map with you in case the alternate route is not clearly marked while playing Pokémon GO.

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Get your igloo set up while playing Pokémon GO.

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Take study breaks while playing Pokémon GO.

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Always wear a helmet while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be prepared for extreme temperatures while playing Pokémon GO.

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Only leave it in there about 5 minutes while playing Pokémon GO.

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Do not drop your console while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be environmentally friendly while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be mindful of how good a student you were in high school while playing Pokémon GO.

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Try to avoid having any sitting on top of each other while playing Pokémon GO.

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Don't buy a bird unless you know it was bred in your home country while playing Pokémon GO.

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Get some prayer beads while playing Pokémon GO.

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Look for a dim glow rather than a bright light when the lamp is on while playing Pokémon GO.

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Don't rest until you cover all bare spots of your home with house primer while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be the life of the party while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be aware the hook can spring out with a lot of speed while playing Pokémon GO.

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Only mold on the surface of your wooden furniture will be removed by bleach alone while playing Pokémon GO.

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Be helpful while playing Pokémon GO.