Caleb

he/him | 20

[Caleb @nibby]

I would feel comforted and warm in Katy Perry’s moschino burger

[Caleb @nibby]

I refuse to pay more than 20 dollars for a haircut sorry, that shit grows back

[Caleb @nibby]

So so so sick of the Arby’s hate. Yall can hate all you want when the other restaurants come out with better mozzarella sticks and shakes than Arby’s. AND THEY WONT

[Caleb @nibby]

**men with wealthy parents, sorry

[Caleb @nibby]

It sounds like a blessing to only attract wealthy men but it’s not

[Caleb @nibby]

Don’t need sauce for Wendy’s nuggets idc

[Caleb @nibby]

Men who got a buzz cut at the beginning of summer…how does it feel now?

[Caleb @nibby]

And if I said cupcakke is the best rap girl right now?

[Caleb @nibby]

@dracukong Balloons!!!!! Happy birthday

[Caleb @nibby]

When you sit on the toilet and figure out why ur stomach has been cramping all night…

[Caleb @nibby]

It’s just a double edged sword, don’t be a hater unless you’re ready for the burden

[Caleb @nibby]

Being a hater is a blessing and a curse. I have the best intuition but I get so jealous it’s awful.

[Caleb @nibby]

My og mother was Lola from shark tale she was everything to me

[Caleb @nibby]

I will never like you Hailee Steinfeld. Not after what you did in pitch perfect.

[Caleb @nibby]

@CaptainClaood Do you expect papa John himself to serve you every time you get pizza at papa John’s?

[Caleb @nibby]

I get a really random influx on tinder at least a few times a year of people on rowing teams. I need one.

[Caleb @nibby]

I’m baaaaaaaackkkk

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

RuPaul and Michelle after asking a queen about their relationship with their family

[Caleb @nibby]

Who’s more baby girl? Johnathan Bailey or Luigi?

[Caleb @nibby]

@yoho_ben @mascarayde When you read the spoilers and pretend not to know