tirement

[tirement @nicebigrack]

If you believe "The New York Indian" is a commie, you'll lose your load in the wash once I'm finally president. Remember your qualms now as l execute any man with a larger "digit" than mine in around 6 years. An army of 4 million chinese boys seize the means of production.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

The government won't do anything about the marathon runner who keeps stealing my eucalyptus plants from my porch ! This phenom is too fast for me to catch !

[tirement @nicebigrack]

Happy in depends day , where I shit my nasty little trousers and scream and piss when I hear fire works

[tirement @nicebigrack]

just because I'm Harvard educated doesn't mean I don't know how to crack a beer or slap an ass on the football field

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I show my breasts to the world as performance art and am immediately met by degrading comments and sexualized by men with wives.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

drove a train finally. derailed it. I can't do this again.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

you could say my tweets are shitty and dig your own grave for me to spit and piss on

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I'm the guy you see walking the street with this arm around his hot girlfriend with big tits, my uncle said he hates me because his sister (my mom) died during childbirth. I think it's cause he was so proud of his Italian wife who looks like dog shit compared to mine (big ass).

[tirement @nicebigrack]

If youre a man of any esteem you'd shave your sack on the regular. I don't want my girlfriend or her boyfriend getting a mouth full of my filthy forest especially on their birthday. You live under my roof you blow "the tuba" (my pink pipe) on your birthday
no questions asked.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I put a camera in my wife.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

Trying to develop a new character "big balls mike" filthy mouth on this pissbag, just released from a juvenile detention center. Big nuts the size of bowling balls these things are buoyant. neighborhood dog mistakes them for a Kong toy, blood bath. Sad funeral mikes wife is sexy

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I am a certified health inspector, and have been practicing for seven years now. That's why it's a conflict of interest to pursue my dream of opening a burger joint called 'Tony Jones' downtown where ladies eat free. "A girls gotta eat!", as my grandma would say. She passed away

[tirement @nicebigrack]

every Friday night my wife and her co-worker Kevin go to the bar. When ever she comes home her makeup is almost gone and she has no bra. I'm starting to think her and this Kevin are lying to me about going to the bar and actually going swimming behind my back.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

Heard somewhere along the grape vine that the United States government is about to start banning lunch meat . I suggest that you "wake up" and start boosting your home security systems. I work for the phone company and would love to hear about how your service has been.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I laughed all the time in school when I would piss and shit my pants and the "bullies" would poke fun. I'd be laughing while droplets of watery piss and shit leaked out of my ass hole and dick like an old dry rotted hose. now if I find you shit yourself I call the principle.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

yes my nudes got leaked online. Some bohemith looking ugly fuck posted my rock hard rod to a popular image forum website in a massive dump (over 657 photos of my throbbed duster). Going to be contacting the cops who I have a great relationship with because of my criminal history

[tirement @nicebigrack]

I know an 8 year old but I'm not friends with him. He's a selfish piece of shit named tony wears a hat that says "trucks" on it. I actually like that hat but it looks like shit on his deformed fucking head. If I could spit in his eyes until he goes blind I would his moms ass nice

[tirement @nicebigrack]

don't mean to cause trouble. I work at a Zipline company. Pretty much I strap "the belt" as we call it onto 40 year old sick fucks, whoever (not pregnant women), and toss them down the mountain. Forgot my lunch I'm starving in the woods. My wife made me a meatball sub. Wasted it.

[tirement @nicebigrack]

wife is serving me divorce papers now that I lost my job and am getting fat as shit and small penis

[tirement @nicebigrack]

starting today, restrictions on shitting. only one person per household per day can drop a shit. If this is broken I will be in your home my self with military grade weaponry. I am not afraid to blast a hole as big as my wife's post-child vaginal canal between your eyes. Sex