nic jones

Copywriter, blogger, napper

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@lambrinimami the viewers of your Instagram stories need a holiday to recover from your holiday

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@jamiefewery your entire vibe has really taken a turn for the chaotic recently

[Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson]

Can’t say I’m not tempted

[nic jones @nicejones93]

being made to watch tinker tailor soldier spy and benedict cumerbatch’s wig is so bad i can’t concentrate

[casey rosario @caseyrosariyo]

hi I’m Kendall Roy and this is, uh, the fucking Disney channel

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2021 (2021 - 2021)

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@urmumsbootyhole pls

[Isaac Fitzgerald @IsaacFitzgerald]

Sorry it took me two weeks to respond to your email. Supply chain issues.

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@DystopiaJunkie Belated bday love, bud - look after yourself!

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@BellaBtweets Feel this in my soul. My time is too precious to give myself a two day hang from necking sugary Prosecco cocktails for 120 mins straight at 2pm.

[Don't be That Guy @ThatGuyScotland]

Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does. #DontBeThatGuy

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Succession but everyone wants some of Logan's M&Ms

[nic jones @nicejones93]

the cultural impact of this piece is such that my manager @jamiefewery shared this with me the first autumn I worked with him and, three years on, I still can’t see a pumpkin without whispering ‘it’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers’ under my breath

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@DystopiaJunkie candles lit, tibetan bowl music on - hopes are high for a peaceful, spike-induced night of sleep

[nic jones @nicejones93]

friends fear she’s given in to targeted instagram adverts

[nic jones @nicejones93]

desperately trying to explain bad art friend to my not-online boyfriend is very frustrating

[nic jones @nicejones93]

me being relaxed mostly reads as continually staring off into the middle distance with my mouth hanging open so i do see his point

[nic jones @nicejones93]

boyfriend keeps asking ‘what’s wrong with you, you’re being odd’ nothing pal, just relaxed for the first time in 18 months

[nic jones @nicejones93]

@snapbxtch adore this for you ❤️❤️❤️