Daniel De Dios

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[Dave @clbxx69]

and if your bulge is showing ima look

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"i will walk you out" is literally just a excuse to get a few extra minutes with someone before they leave, and that is so romantic.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just act like they died, it helps

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

You guys are mean 😭😭😭😭

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

He caught himself in 4K and decided to own it 😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I have never once showed up to jury duty or even replied to the letter and literally nothing has ever happened

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

this will always be so funny to me 😭

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆𖤐🎆 @BiigBvngz]

It won't feel like it, it is it 😑

[grace @gracefishlove]

in my next life i'll find you sooner and love you longer

[Ratatouille @Hunchoquavo153]

The is the best MCU transition I have ever seen. 🤯

[marcayla @maarcayla]

When u start making ur rent in 2 days life don’t seem dat bad

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- Nobody tells me to do it.
- Start when I want.
- Take as long as I need.
- I have to be alone in the house.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

unfortunately i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.

[𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss]

When she double texts>>>

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Energy>>>>>

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[Salvatore 💫 @dark_salvatoree]

top 4 hottest things a gay man can do:

- be a weird nerd
- wear ties
- be a lil bit straight
- bottom