Ben’s Thoughts

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The perfect morning doesn’t exist.

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Just picked up a 2021 calendar for 17% off! STEAL!

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@TalentedCuddler Ugh yes but you’ll have to pass this first https://t.co/KsY29UqQ0v

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Keeping a hidden immunity idol in my pants and I’m not even playing survivor

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@TalentedCuddler Nope I have immunity

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Wrote this a year ago, forgot to talk it out. Been awkward to say the least…

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The only thing left to solidify before this marriage is if I’m taking top bunk or bottom bunk

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I hope TSA doesn’t take my hidden immunity idol

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Me and the Pope need to link up fr 🤝

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@TalentedCuddler I’ll be back in a few months when I have another thought don’t worry

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I prefer my eggs bone-in (with the shells)

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Eating a plate of chocolate chips and milk I’ll see you on Thursday

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I’m eatin caviar* (*honey nut cheerios) poolside** (**in my bathroom)

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A dog named Nick

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but this hear to needs who know don’t I

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One order of good customer service, please

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My favorite thing to get at Wendy’s is good customer service

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I always get the good customer service

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No need to thank me

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Donating $1 million dollars to kids