unregistered hyperkit 2

“what are you, a femboy now?!?” — my former classmate, 2021

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

the cartoon network leaked rigs and flvs are gonna have everyone moving like this

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

Starbucks on 93 and B'way. Uptight Queen barrista named JAY has an attitude problem.

[𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 @geniuswomanvibe]

keyboard bra

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

the problem is that i want

[gamz 🍉 @tunkuhbee]

best character in the game

[ros @horr0r_whore]

IM RAWDOGGING THIS MAJOR DEPRESSION BABY AINT NO PILLS GONNA FIX MEEEE!!

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

@drewnotsogooden My house with my friends ❤️💙

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

i want my boyfriend

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Oh he sent me an email, I think I’ll respond.

So yes, actually you did do something wrong President Trump, let’s first start with your broken campaign promises.
You protected your pedophile rapists friends instead of women who were raped when they were just teenage girls and you STILL REFUSE to release the Epstein files.
You started an unprovoked war with Iran that the vast majority of Americans do NOT support. You killed hundreds of children at a school in Iran and innocent people and are responsible for 21 U.S. service members deaths and 865 wounded. Your stupid war that you claim you have won like 50 times has destroyed our bases in the Middle East and hundreds of billions of dollars worth of military equipment and weapons, while depleting our weapons and ammunitions.
You are supporting, funding, and aiding genocide in Gaza that has resulted in approximately 22,000 children murdered, thousands of children with amputations, and over 70,000 orphans. And your so called Board of “Peace” has done nothing to stop war and is planning to oversee the very profitable reconstruction and take over of Gaza. One can only guess who all will get those blood money contracts, the Epstein class and associates.
And let’s talk about the basics that every single US president is supposed to guarantee to its citizens. Affordable cost of living and affordable fuel in which you have 100% failed to deliver and actually driven inflation and irresponsibly driven the cost of gasoline and diesel to record high levels.
So did you do something wrong?
Yes in summary, YOU are the snake that you warned us all about in the poem you read over and over.
You never cared about putting America first or making America great again.
You are the deep state, the Epstein class, and America last.
And my mistake was supporting you in the first place.

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

is this anything

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

my strange addiction: downloading free fonts from the internet

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

blasted as fuck at the nyu library listening to minecraft music

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

a decade later and still rings true

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

@animalflubs 👀👀👀

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

do you think they've ever been wine drunk and touchy with each other or am i deranged

[chris, famous irritant @conankirks]

and i said oh im SURE

[em @emilyagain]

It's a combination of all the walking, good tap water, exposure to all walks of life and daily access to bodega cats I think

[Krista Diamond @KristaDiamond]

Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

I love my country Syracuse, NY.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Here's a close-up version of the goddamn champ who disrupted Trump's Syracuse rally, gave the president both middle fingers, and told the crowd off as they pulled her out of the venue.

Sidebar: 🖕🏻Play the video at half speed for optimal peak viewing enjoyment.🖕🏻

[unregistered hyperkit 2 @nicemodems]

@Shanemgillis you can be funny without being racist, misogynistic, homophobic! i know it's hard (for you) but you can do it!! i believe in you!!!