Johnny Vegas

International Playboy/Team Dilf/Dad Joke Master

[Johnny Vegas @NicePervyMan]

@SCVegas The Courtyard lol

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@myramoans I would absolutely wreck you like the nympho slut that you are 😜

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@VegasUncomped @JonNicholsMe The guy just south of Koval blasting Old Testament verses is the GOAT annoying strip guy. At least he works for free I guess.

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@Gormogons @emzanotti The sled driver… oh man.

I trying so hard not to say it 😂

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@NickDianni @VitalVegas

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@VitalVegas @TrueVegasLife This is the most intelligent thing I’ve ever seen you tweet.

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@LasVegasLocally Just a glass of wine with dinner, officer.

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@photonclock @LasVegasLocally

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@auchampach1 @LasVegasLocally Rain is bad here. We get our water from snow in the Rockie Mountains. When it rains on us it just makes a big mess.

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@Dwayne_Dickslap @VitalVegas

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@LasVegasLocally 300k?

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@Leooweb3

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@VegasUncomped @VitalVegas I walked in once.

Then I walked back out.

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@Dwayne_Dickslap @VitalVegas

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@VitalVegas @summacorp Why are you trying to get Elvis killed?

(and yes, he’s still alive)

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@VegasUncomped @VitalVegas How big of an asshole do you have to be to get blocked by The Grand 😂😂😂

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@VitalVegas @tylerfortier01 Grok is better.

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@myramoans @faphousecom How often can I vote 😍

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@_jessicaxmarie He’s a good boy 🐶

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@_jessicaxmarie So happy to hear this 💜