Dwayne D. S.

I was gone for 5 years working for Biden. I wore the Biden mask on days he was mentally unwell. All the good shit happened on my days like ice cream treats.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

I can't wait for everyone to see me in the Odyssey. I play the Cyclops, but there is a twist. I am a gay trans bi queer Cyclops.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ChaosTV with so much footage, this dude's spank bank is full!

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@TNTransparency he went home and cranked his hog to these 2 ladies. classic.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@SenJackyRosen @USMNT I mean, no. I ain't cheering for losers.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ChaosTV Real auditors check the cops. Perverts film random people and crank their hogs afterwards.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ChaosTV Bro. You know that auditor went home and cranked his hog to this bear in the blue collared shirt. He probably watched this in VR while doing it. Gooners.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@redlobster @nicky_dare Need pizza.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@TiffanyFong Mam, that is my boy.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

Be honest: are we going to rank the women's hotness? Yes. A great bar to crank one out.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

The Sports Bra — the world's first sports bar that only televises women's sports — is officially coming to Las Vegas.

The Portland-founded concept is building out a space at 4080 Paradise Rd (at East Flamingo), with an opening planned for 2027.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@PatsyDiabetes Wait? You are married?

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

every video I have seen of Edward talking to himself is a video of him talking to someone.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@johnnykats it was all stolen material...again.

[John Katsilometes @johnnykats]

A veteran comic told me he's advised Mencia not to tallk about his incarceration on the stage. Instead, the veteran stand-up did 20 minutes on it at JKCC ...

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ABC she should whip her tit out and feed it.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ChaosTV I don't understand this account Chaos TV. It is just perverts capturing footage to crank it to later that night.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@ChaosTV its crazy because the guy filming is a pervert. He is literally asking MEN to take his clothing off. He is demanding his clothing is removed.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@SusieLeeNV Yes. We want control. Like a robot. Like I want a controller and joystick and I am going to make you do things.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@VitalVegas Don't make fun of my father!

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

@PhoenixMercury She's a man baby.

[Dwayne D. S. @Dwayne_Dickslap]

Mr. Alyssa Thomas is out.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Alyssa Thomas is suspended for one game after receiving a Flagrant foul 2 penalty for recklessly making contact with her fist to the throat area of Caitlin Clark, the WNBA announced.