Audrey

this account is dedicated to all the teachers that told me i'd never amount to nothing.

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

i hate when people dont text the way they talk

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

literally just watched a grown man fling poo at another man in the park #civildisputes #welcometotheneighborhood

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

just found a bag of hair in my drawer #moving

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

im not like other squirrels

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

#baller #shotcaller

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

my skin is beautiful if you stand far enough away

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

it's that time of year again when everyone starts to comment on how pale i am.

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

DAMN YO I FORGOT THAT U GET CANDY ON EASTER. MOM U BETTER HAVE THAT SHIT ON LOCK THIS WKEND. LOVE U.

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

to people that say "omg i neeeeeed another tattoo": technically, no.

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

can't resist a boy in a blazer with a mullet-rattail hybrid

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

wish i could replace my bed with a hammock

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

tape a carrot to the back of your tie from kohls so you have something to crunch during a funeral or other thing

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

#turnup

[elle driver @UH_lisse]

"The look" is not consent #its11pm

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

i got nothin to hide, but like fuck off anyways, right??? https://t.co/WOfZ93AlMY

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

having to listen to music through computer speakers is fuckin brutal.

[julia davidovich @juliadavidovich]

time flies when you live in a cranberry bog

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

snow days are cool until you remember that you cant go anywhere or do anything cause... ya know, the snow.

[Audrey @nicepilaf]

i'm dreeeeeeeaminnnng of a whiiiiiiiite pizZA

[Cher @cher]

Made REAL BREAKTHROUGH
W/SHOW this afternoon⚡️Dori
Said she couldn't stop having goose Bumps!
YES..
I AM AMAZING!
NO,PLEEASE..
NO..APPLAUSE