_nicetrypervert

saying some things and doing others

[jana at camp miasma 📺🔪 @popcornoisseur]

digger (2026)

[katers🪏 @luvkaters]

digger (2026)

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

nothing pisses me off more than a white pizza

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

things that feel embarrassing but shouldn’t: reading hardcover books

[Yam Peleg @Yampeleg]

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

ha thank god I'M not a dish of human brain cells simulating reality

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

good morning to whoever threw this snowball

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

frontal lobe is developed once you realize colin firth is hot

[jonny @suitejonny]

this makes me so sad :( can someone please promise to say this at mine

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

first day back in office after a 4 day weekend

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

what’s grosser: smoking cigarettes or snacking on sunflower seeds

[goma @soigomaa]

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

@FIERCEDAD both? like i’m sad life is short but am grateful for the ride and every time i think about the lyrics i think about it through my parents pov and that too has changed over time

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

the song time by pink floyd has fucked me up since i was like 8 and unfortunately it only gets worse

[_nicetrypervert @nicetrypervert1]

commenting “ren and stimpy closeup” on all my friends selfies

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I kept eating the hot dogs at 711. Every day. 10 to 12 of them. Then I realized, I wanted to be the hot dog. I wanted to be spinning on that roller. I wanted to be eaten by me.

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i’m gonna be playing outside