stacey lol

hey guys, i was wondering if y’all know what the fuck

[stacey lol @nicetrystace]

mind over uterus

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

can’t stop thinking about giant moon during orbiter. kinda very very serious and very very important to me.

[maeva @maevaemiliaa]

asking 15 people for advice just to end up doing exactly what i wanted anyway

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels being violently high in public

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[trash jones @jzux]

no YOU’RE getting your ducks in a row. i’m putting my ducks wherever. i am throwing my ducks all over the room to be honest

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Adding someone’s manager to an email thread when they’re being a huge pain in the ass

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

me every day for the next 4 years:

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

All my plans for the rest of the year look like this

[Sav @savshawz]

if i push out a baby and my husband thinks my body is ugly afterwards i will literally k*ll him

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[RI-RI @thegirllriri]

LMAO would've pissed me tf off

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

i understand him completely

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

man i hate checking my emails