xin xin🥀🇧🇷

mousse de maracujá

[Gu @GottGuss]

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[rome @romeramreem]

My dad replied to my selfie with his own selfie, and his beard looked whiter than I remembered, so I booked a flight home

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[rion 🇻🇪 @peronyawns]

jojo has aged so beautifully, the enemy just got shot in the neck by the six seven bullet

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Now I am losing my name too; it grows shorter and shorter, and now I am called: Yours.

Franz Kafka, 1920.

[taylor @wlwbucciarati]

the text appearing on screen during this fries me so bad

[DEL’AMORESEP ⓟ @DELAMORESEP]

Primeira rodada na Copa de 2026:

MBAPPÉ: doblete
HAALAND: doblete
MESSI: hat-trick
NEYMAR: poker

La bendita Copa 🚬🍷

[みなづち @minaduchi]

この国には、まだ同性婚がない。
ゲイの僕らは、30年連れ添った。

毎晩、彼が先に風呂へ入る。
その間に、僕がお茶を淹れる。
棚にはいつも、湯呑みが二つ。

最近、彼の手のシミが、少し増えた。

夜の薬を並べるのも、僕の役目だ。
なのに、たった一枚の紙の上で、
二人は今も、赤の他人のまま。

それでも、湯呑みは今夜も二つ。
明日も、僕がそっと並べる。

法律はまだ、僕らを家族と呼ばない。
でも、この二つの湯呑みは、もう家族だ。

[elita @lobotolouie]

lâmina: se matar
eu: mas eu quero jogar aram maluco com meus amigos
lâmina: e onde eles tar

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

hey man you wanna join us after work? we're playing this sick new game called Jerk Off With Your Friends

[doomer @uncledoomer]

in portugese, to "post a gem" simply means to post. to them, all posts are gems. portugese posters go through life in a perpetual state of posting gems. we should all be so lucky.

[Shaan @Shanu_alt]

Hinge match randomly asked about my dating history in the middle of our conversation

[uu @um33m3]

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

[Buscetta @Bu_scetta]

"La Francia sta giocando malissimo, non riesce a creare azioni pericolose"

Deschamps rendendosi conto che durante il cooling break ha dato le indicazioni tattiche ai giocatori del Senegal