🪰🕸️🕷️(nich)

brain is a self reliant ecosystem composed of 50,000 ants, fungus, and a single mouse

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

There was no giant poptart for the big winners to disembowel 😔

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Father was upset, he say "the NFL, it is rigged"

And I, wizendly, lock his gaze and respond "is this a surprise? It's just like our electoral system"

I get my board and do a kick flip out the door

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@gabe_marsh HE JUST WANTED TO BE HELD

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@PopBase Imagine getting this to run doom

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@LindyTasteful Taking a real quick breather from posting softcore to get emo about tomato soup-ass pizza sauce

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@metakuna All of these people went on to form an anarchist commune

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

I personally believe that everyone has at least enough creative skill in themselves to draft an original Popeye cartoon

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

So sick of people using weaponized incompetence tactics to avoid confronting their fears...all this "I'm not good to drive"..Trevor youve been driving for 10 years just remember the fundamentals

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Just found out I have to return the coat I bought from REI using my member points (and lose the points). Why? Because it's the same coat Vivek uses to project his cool guy not like the other divorced dads girlboss persona

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@thepoindexter_ He could beat Goku suck the farts outta my a$$

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@tonyhawktruther Not to mention it acted as a giant nutrient sink for lake erie, and it's destruction is a huge reason why the water quality is so bad around toledo

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@thepoindexter_ If u see him kill him

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Just discovered this species of grass from Europe that everyone just decided to name...Tim

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@gabe_marsh @champsensei @bridjet_ @emiratorre type weaknesses don't mean anything when youve got HEART

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Could not imagine a worse group of people to be stuck in a gritty survival situation with

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Burning Man attendee: "We don't need outside help. We're going to bind together, get radically self-reliant, dry out the furniture, and keep the party going."

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Pretty nice supermoon, huh? I'd be impressed if it was even bigger, as in we brought the moon CLOSER. Make that shit half the size of the earth, baby! Light up the sky so we don't need lights!! Let's make Cincinnati a sea port town because the tides are 400' tall!!!!

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

The exact same dynamic between these two gangs of goons

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

@thepoindexter_ Maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way

[🪰🕸️🕷️(nich) @nichlanglois]

Who wants to go celebrate ugliness

[Jash Dholani @oldbooksguy]

The most annoying people in the world love to say there is no objective difference between good art and bad art

So I made a list of 15

Good Art v/s Bad Art: The Masterlist of 15 Differences👇🏻