Nicholas Curtis

Portland ✈️Dallas.

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@McDonalds your new “summer time summer time sum sum summer time” is so annoying it literally made a group of 15 of us not go to eat there because we all have been helpless victims of your assaulting commercial. #blowmybrainsout

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

I swear @rickygervais has got to be one of the best writers/comedians ever. Really hoping for a season 2 of After Life. Also if you haven’t seen Humanity yet. Holy fuck. #Genius

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@realdarylhall saw Hall&Oates last night. Incredible. Couldn't help but wonder what it was you couldn't go for. #icantgoforthat

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@realDonaldTrump Dude. Shut the fuck up and resign. You are a lying piece of shit.

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@realDonaldTrump You sure you weren't just rambling on like you always do about shit you know nothing about? Yeah. Cover those tracks. You're not dumb #dumb

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@realDonaldTrump the @nytimes has 34 million follows. You have 27. By your standards if they are "failing". What are you doing? #trumplogic

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

Had a dream @AnnaKendrick47 and I were on a sinking ship. I was trying to be a hero and save her. But then was informed there were sharks.

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

@BryanCranston would have been better had he just "gone away".

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@dickswayze: New texting buddies? My real friends suck! @bangb4ng @nicholasempire" i did not receive a text good sir

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@abbey_jayne: I can't believe I tweeted kthx. I HATE when people say kthx. Ugh, I just annoyed myself."yeah and it was untrue ha

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

The Amazing Overdose (again) http://t.co/XWMPdpbn

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@ArialLancaster: Guys who are assholes <<<" oh cry about it

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

Its a Margot and the Nuclear so and so's kinda day

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@dickswayze: “@abbey_jayne: Parrrrtayyy, come all, idgaflyingf who you are.” YOU HEARD HER" hahah

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@abbey_jayne: Parrrrtayyy, come all, idgaflyingf who you are." Haha what are you doing

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@dickswayze: FUCK just remembered I quit drinking for a month with @Bangb4ng and @NicholasEmpire"oops ;)

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@Mattstlawrence: @NicholasEmpire and recording. "3 baby's, 3 angry moms...is Shawn the father?!""pssssh I bet you he is

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@Mattstlawrence: @NicholasEmpire maury is on..."nooooooooooo!

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

Not really scared of going to hell. I have spent the morning at the DMV

[Nicholas Curtis @NicholasEmpire]

"@dickswayze: I love when bands/musicians cancel a week before the show."Haha hardly a musician