carms

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

best.fucking.night.ever

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Treason.

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

Stick a knife in my chest

[zayn @zaynmalik]

My man Liam Payne smashed his audition yesterday
enough love for you bro :)

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

Jimothy the raccoon has had more confirmed sightings this week than Mitch McConnell.

[Miles⚡️👑 @officialmiles_2]

Me trying to have my personal time at night because work took the whole day.

[soul @soulsouljah]

when she asks “what are we” so i literally tell her we are Charlie Kirk

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

@ me next time 😘😘😘 dont be scared and block me again

[✨ jess ✨ @jessieg11]

what if the @jonasbrothers use the Spotify top fans feature to give fans tickets to the MSG shows in the first 12 rows that didn’t sell…….

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

Being white and evil truly makes you ugly its not even been 10 years and this bitch looks like she aged 30 years lmaoooooo not botox is gonna help this bitch

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett detailed threats she and her family have faced, and described the moment her 12-year-old son found her with a bulletproof vest following the leak of the draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade.

"I didn't expect that performing this service was going to put me in the position of explaining to my children what a bulletproof vest was and why I had to wear one," Barrett said.

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

I spit out my cereal fsgdjfk

[mic @cancelledrry]

my grandma is telling people i stayed in brothels bc she keeps forgetting the word hostel

[lex tsunami ☀︎|☀️ @realnegodoce]

argentina is the most hated latino country INSIDE latin america bc of how racist they are this is not a gotcha

[Ballin @Ballin_Plays]

It's great how vocal people have been about loving Mexico, Mexican culture, and Mexican people following the world cup, but it's important to be equally vocal about protecting Mexican lives against ICE terrorizing our communities, kidnapping and murdering. Demand consequences

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[David v2.10 @daviddashcoby]

The president of Mexico called the death of a Mexican national at the hands of ICE a homicide. This is gonna get interesting (she’s 100% right)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[🃏lifepilled joycel🃏 @dyslexicgoatz]

on my mitch McConnell shit no one has heard from me in days

[𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝙳𝟹  @billyd3_]

If McConnell can push for RBG's replacement 2 hours after her death announcement, we can replace him 2 hours before they unplug him.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[carms @nicholasjonxs]

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