Quako’s Shut

Please catch Quako, not me. New Person, Same Ol Mistakes. All my puns are intended.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Hunter Biden says there is a "closeted gay mafia" of Republicans in Washington, DC.

[CHILL. @TheCHILLiest]

Fuck the weight …. Nobody gonna address the other elephant?!?

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

These motherfuckers said nothing when we kidnapped Maduro and now they’re crying over a wanted war criminal.

[kaeto @kaaetoo]

Banter aside this is getting out of hand. You can dislike the guy but it doesn’t make sense to start lying about his stats.

Messi also led in most penalties missed

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

"Israel believes" is not journalism

[Financial Times @FT]

The US has collected about $13bn of Venezuela’s oil money. Where is it? https://t.co/a873DHKD6o

[CNN @CNN]

Model recruiter Daniel Siad, who introduced young women to Jeffrey Epstein, found dead at his home in France. https://t.co/LPd7XjF0PD

[alex 💎 @zjm_hood]

We already knew this, both he and Elon Mick have admitted it at different times and no one has done anything.

[#12 🇫🇷 @DeOne___]

They’re shooting a gun into darkness.

[De Niro @AJDeniro]

This nigga looks like he would come 13th in a Vinicius Júnior lookalike contest😭

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

This is a real Holocaust.

[Zilara @ItzJust_Ren]

If a Caribbean country changed head of states as often as the UK it would be deemed as an unstable state in need intervention

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

The Mayor of New York just did something none of the presidents of the United States would ever do.

[Ishaan Tharoor @ishaantharoor]

Ah, it all makes much more sense now.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

Merging our military with the people who killed JFK, attacked the USS Liberty and did 9/11 is absolute insanity.

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

A Monster speaks…

[j. doe @phoen0m]

whole time the sickness was burnout

[The Associated Press @AP]

Civil rights attorney Ben Crump plans to release the results of an independent autopsy into the death of 18-year-old Nolan Xavier Wells on Wednesday. https://t.co/KLZw8Td7pl

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: The World Cup final was the match where the most fouls were recorded in the entire tournament, with 46 fouls.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani calls on the federal government to execute the International Criminal Court’s warrant to arrest Benjamin Netanyahu.