I had to lie to my massage therapist about the bruises from when I drunkenly fell last weekend, I said I was drinking tequila bc I simply couldn’t admit I was that silly off miller lites
Dog harasses his mom to play this one song on the piano every day... ❤️
Special thanks to Goose & Ashton! Follow along on TikTok: https://t.co/UtAnqF7UMh, Instagram: https://t.co/pAURkLFqxD & TikTok: https://t.co/VvMW3kscMg.
Egg prices are up 60%. That’s absurd. People are paying up upwards of $6 and $7 for a dozen eggs.
Why? Corporate greed.
Cal-Maine, the largest egg producer in the US, is raking record profits — $198 million in its latest quarter.
That’s a 65% increase from a year ago.
My notes on life thus far:
-every bar needs one more bartender
-planes should just be bigger?!
-food is awesome
-seltzer at a restaurant should cost $0 it’s just bubbles air is free!!
-move Christmas to February
-we need away messages for texts
-dogs should be allowed everywhere