Nicole Jansen

[Mo. @MoAshlei]

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

[Nicole Jansen @nicjan14]

@rachelhale07 I hope he is well

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

The Emperor’s New Groove is a masterpiece In case you forgot

[LO☻ @Sweet_N_Lo2]

I wish I could bring my family/friends to work, so they could see the shit I do. Bc it’s wilddddd

[Emily Woods Catalano, MD @pgyfun]

How do people who regularly work 12s find the will to work out? Or cook? Or literally do anything other than exist.

[sarah @sablaah]

at the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits

currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No longer interested in advancing in my career, I simply would like to become someone’s hot wife

[Nicole Jansen @nicjan14]

@FickMorgan yes

[stevie @steviebiebs]

It's 2016. You're at a frat house. Your converse stick to the beer soaked floors with every step. It smells like sweat and you're sipping on a vodka and flat sprite. There's a boy screaming about tomorrow's darty into your ear. Broccoli is playing in the background. Life is good.

[katherine @kat_hartnett]

I miss my friends who aren’t really my friends but are my friends whenever we’re in a bar. I hope they’re all doing ok

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

I take back every single time that I didn’t want to go out

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I miss my friends and I need a hug there I said it

[lex @lexestep]

better days are coming

[kt🖤 @kkatiee1]

no offense but most of you are more likely to get chlamydia than coronavirus