Norwich Nil

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

Oh look, another controversial penalty in Ipswich's favour. Who'd a thought it!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@TimesRadio @Nigel_Farage @hugorifkind @patrickkmaguire The beauty of this is that I get paid to spout whatever bollocks I like on this show, while I’m already being paid to be at the real PMQs, even though I can’t be arsed to turn up.

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@NorwichCityFC Boooooooo

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@ssencommunity At least another 6 hours by the looks of it. Very, very unhappy. @ssencommunity you are incompetent

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@ssencommunity Why is the 8 hour outage in BH20 overrunning? How much longer do I have to sit in the dark with no heating?

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

Thanks for the 12+ hour (and counting) power outage in December @ssencommunity on behalf of @LidlGB. You bunch of clowns

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@SW_Help No mention of the complete lack of trains from Bournemouth towards Weymouth. Are they all just stacked up? Pathetic

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

That 3rd French "try" was sooooo bent!! #forwardpass

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@Tesco really? It's over 3 months until Easter, a QUARTER of the year

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@DorsetCouncilUK @dibley1973 Supermarket yes, caravan no

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@DorsetCouncilUK Bit pointless when elsewhere in the county you're approving building supermarkets on green field land. #hypocracy

[John O'Connell @jdpoc]

#LateNightThoughts ...

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

https://t.co/RixZSJTmw7

@DorsetCouncilUK you are complicit in the destruction. Allowing @LidlGB to build on green belt land. Shameful!

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@parisdog @CllrDavidTooke @carolvorders @DonFbpe Careful, he'll block you. He blocked me because he didn't like my question

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@CllrDavidTooke @PKledger @Telegraph Awww Dave you blocked me. Diddums

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@CllrDavidTooke @PKledger @Telegraph For Lidl?

[Norwich Nil @nick2planets]

@CllrDavidTooke @Patrici89225734 @martinBurke12 After your casting vote at yesterday's planning meeting you're no better. Two lifelong voters lost forever from this household

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

I don’t hate ALL of the periodic table. Just elements of it

[Daniel Brigham @dan_brigham]

Always good at times like this to remember how mind-blowing it is that one of the 5 people accountable for Webber’s future is *his wife*. Honestly, you’ve got to laugh.