Not looking forward to Norwegians rioting in London tonight.
I'm assuming the Norwegians will riot because all people are exactly the same no matter where they're from.
"Yo, stop trying to rizz up my mom. Shit's sus, fo' real, no cap."
"What?"
"You're delulu if you think you can just go goblin mode in my crib. My dad's gonna come and mog all you simps."
"Huh?"
"Skibidi."
๐จ๐ฆ Fmr. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is now bouncing around in the background of girlfriend Katy Perry's new music video like an 18-year-old backup dancer.
From running a G7 country to B-roll.
Writer: Julie
Thereโs a guy hopping through this video that froze the bank accounts of non criminal Canadians, he banned millions from air travel and helped pay for a passport system that segregated Canadians from every day life.
Within 10 years he made Canada unrecognizable & now he walks & hops around like none of what he did ever happened or even matters.
Itโs infuriating.
People see this photo and call it success.
They donโt see the years of grinding, the setbacks, the sacrifices, and the relentless work it took to get here.
The destination is visible.
The journey never was.
Timir Ahmed Mohamed, 34 (04.01.92) of Grange Park, Ealing has been charged with five counts of attempted murder, dangerous driving, failing to stop, failing to provide a specimen of breath for analysis and criminal damage.
Heโs been remanded to appear at court in the morning.