Nicholas Sharp

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@interracialgoon Who is this?

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@ratetheblowjob Where can I find full video?

[Lyle @Lyle_MF_Lanley]

The internet is a much quieter place when #Saints and #Texans fans can't squawk about the #Cowboys

[Garrett @MeSoHornsby]

If your parents pick you up after a concert there is no reason for your ass cheeks to be hanging out your shorts.

[Bubbles @MSmithBubbles]

Who's Babe Ruth? I'll fucking tell you. Babe Ruth could eat an apple and shit a fruit salad. #badass

[James Casey @jamescasey85]

1 more week! I'm feeling the best I've ever felt and ready to shine! #BirdGang

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@ChasSkelly it's true TV makes u gain10 pounds!

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

I saw your goofy ass on TV @ChasSkelly

[Brentley Grizzle @brentleygrizzle]

When I find a new song I like, I have to play it on repeat about 237 more times to make sure I really like it.

[Coach @TheCoachDiesel]

Gotta eat big to get big. #coachhasspoken @Seidle_83

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Next time someone cuts you off in traffic, roll down the window & yell, "JAMBA JUICE!!!" Guaranteed to disrupt their day more than a finger.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Friends don't let friends text their ex after midnight.

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

When you have more pregnancy tests than toilet paper rolls in your house! #bachelor pad #TFM

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@totalfratmove Running into your dad at the titty bar!

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@TANKWEEZY what in the funk is nice about a five mile run I'd rather jump rope for 30 minutes and the do a fart bong

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@RFields9 oh nice buddy I'll have to watch u play

[Nicholas Sharp @nick_a_sharp]

@RFields9 R u talkin about the fishing hole?