Nick Angelopoulos

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

Cashier: address?
Me: Sesame St
*long pause*
Cashier: ...deadass?

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Trump's appeal of his loss in the E. Jean Caroll case.

The president is now an indisputably adjudicated sexual abuser.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The party calling everyone who opposes them a “communist” is now siding with a communist dictator.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

@drpete222 As long as I can get anything better than nosebleeds! Haha

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

*on Long Island

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

A primetime showdown in Long Island 👊

Top featherweights Brian Ortega and Yair Rodriguez will fight on July 16.

[Jimmy @jimmymacdougall]

I made this meme, enjoi

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

Me: This new apple watch is gunna get my productivity up and help me get a healthy start to the new year!!

My apple watch:

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

1969: Margaret Hamilton alongside the code that got us to the moon
2019: Katie Bouman alongside the data that got us to the black hole

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

Yesssssssss! Cowboy vs Kelvin anyone? #UFC234

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Unlucky T.J on your attempt at Champ Champ™️ status.
Respect for your weight cut. I have been there and it is not easy.
Unlucky Henry on your attempt at fastest K.O in a UFC title fight.
I have been there, and I still am.
Congrats on the win.
Yours truly,
The O.G Champ Champ.

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

#Excommunicado #JohnWick3 @JohnWickMovie

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: [i disarm the security system and reach the CEO’s office. carefully, I remove the painting of the colonel and open the safe]

colonel’s daughter: [walks in] you!

me: [i whirl around, famous recipe in hand, throw a smokebomb and disappear] ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ˢᵃⁿᵈᵉʳˢ ᵐʸ ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈˢ

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

Are you high again or

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anxiety is a scalar, fear is a vector

[Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA]

What ads would she be in exactly. She isn’t funny and no one sees her movies.

[Nick Angelopoulos @Nick_Ang95]

@AlexandraAnna17 no freakin way that's SO cool omg