nick

I finally changed my bio

[. @N5BenA]

Greatest video of all time

[nick @nick_blanda]

@thicknick03 🤞

[nick @nick_blanda]

*Seinfeld in 2026*

George: Oh, you're right Jerry , I am a chud. I've been a chud since the day I was born. I'm the chudiest chud that ever chud. If you look up chud in the dictionary it will say noun - George "Chud" Costanza

Jerry: Hey, Chud Costanza's got a nice ring to it

[nick @nick_blanda]

Bad Bunny makes music for white boys who make lowkey gas Chile Rellanos (me)

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My toxic trait is I keep giving chicken Caesar wraps chances. The idea of one always sounds good, but every time I order one or make one at home I'm disappointed

[LORD FLACKO JODYE II @asvpxrocky]

“THERE ARE DECADES WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS , AND THERE ARE WEEKS WHERE DECADES HAPPEN” HAPPY XMAS 2 U & URS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR A 🙏🏾

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White boys around the world

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Taking a shit in the J.C. Penney bathroom on Halloween night when this banger comes on unprompted https://t.co/3yrNkotxwl

[O.W. Root @owroot]

You look at a photo of lemons and water and it automatically makes you feel good.

White, blue and yellow.

Optimistic colors.

[‏ ً @ohvoulezvous]

european summer nights

[nick @nick_blanda]

Full body chills listening to Location (2017) by Playboi Carti while on the train in the Tuscan countryside

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We need more huts in the world, there is a distinct lack of huts in our day to day lives

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Italy is a country of guys just chillin no wonder they outlive us

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They done fucked up and let a white boy like me get a hold of a pastrmami on rye in NYC

[nick @nick_blanda]

Somewhere along the line of human evolution we went from primates who became bipedal in order to safely reach spread trees in the savanna to survive to eventually giving out these things called "parking tickets"

[helene @heIenebourdain]

happy bourdain day!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Phoenix Suns are trading two-time NBA Finals MVP Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets for Jalen Green, Dillon Brooks, the No. 10 pick in the 2025 draft and five second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[nick @nick_blanda]

@DC_ROD2 It's so perfect for a curb episode story line.. so many possibilities

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Can't believe Larry David was front row to watch that knicks collapse