Nick Brant

On a diet

[Big Meech @skoalyeah126]

I’ve shit in dive bar bathrooms you wouldn’t even piss in.

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@Bryant_Kieft I abide by this lifestyle

[c a l @Throne0fBlood]

Everyone’s saying “watch The White Lotus! Watch The Last of Us! Watch this other third example!”

How about you watch my fucking kid so I can go outside and stand in my shed for a weirdly long time

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

Burger Kings gotta have something up their sleeve

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

They had to have sold so much cocaine to pay for the marketing of Cocaine Bear

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@iJordan12 @lobshaw14 @justinkrieger75 @Lions You guys are dogs

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

I let my Mom use my Spotify this year and now my Spotify Wrapped is completely ruined. Peacock should make a documentary about her.

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@lobshaw14 I know but without the context

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

Never really identified as a conservative elitist, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to stop drinking Ultra.

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@dflow21 The army of the dead grows 70 stronger

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@BKiekenapp Possibly

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@BKiekenapp Maybe

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

This is the only issue I have ever truly cared about. Please….

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

The bill, called The Sunshine Protection Act, was passed by unanimous consent, meaning no senators opposed it. If enacted, the measure would mean Americans no longer need to change their clocks twice a year. https://t.co/69EQtdrvpj

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@BKiekenapp Gimme

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

#picsthatgohard

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@iJordan12 Wanna cuddle?

[Nick Brant @nick_brant]

@iJordan12 Most we can do is an hour at 10:40 or 10:50