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[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

If we had won the world cup I was going to have to take it up the bum so on balance, happy with the result.

Mister Manzini absolutely gutted on several fronts.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: In one of his last acts as Prime Minister, Keir Starmer secretly authorised extending the National Insurance exemption for Indian workers to 5 years

This means it will be cheaper to pay Indians for jobs than Brits in the UK

You cannot hate this man enough

[Nick @nick_constable]

@prodnose Danny, people are sceptical about England because we can see FIFA will do anything to get their money-makers Argentina into that final. We’re going to be up against unfair referees, VAR & a team that will play dirty and get away with it. Only way to win is play ‘em off the field

[Nick @nick_constable]

@rickygervais It looks a bit shit, if I’m honest

[Nick @nick_constable]

Good question

[Liz Kershaw @LizKershawDJ]

I was in Jersey last week. Their east coast is only 14 miles from France. 7 fewer than Calais to Dover.
And yet...I wondered...why don't they get dinghies full of young men coming across?
Because they intercept them, pick em up, lock em up, and return them to France...a safe country.
With the full backing of UK Border Force.
So why don't we do that?

[Nick @nick_constable]

@jeremycorbyn Why be willfully naive? They’re not seeking asylum otherwise they’d stay in France or wherever. They’re coming here to sponge off us plain and simple.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Welsh Politician wants young White Welsh Girls everywhere to start wearing a Hijab so “they know how it feels from an early age”

These people are legit clinically insane.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Argentina have an absurdly one-sided VAR record at the World Cup: zero interventions against them and the highest favourable decision rate among the semi-finalists. England have the worst VAR record of the four teams. England will be up against Argentina + VAR in the semi-final.

[Nick @nick_constable]

@JohnCleese @MarkHiggie2 I think Norway should compensate us for all that Viking rape and pillage (and slavery) 😂

[Nick @nick_constable]

@omgsidewalks Go and read Adam Smith’s The Wealth of Nations. All expertly explained there.

And btw, if you are good enough (eg dare I say it, elite) in whatever your profession, you will probably be very well rewarded.
Even NHS consultants.
Even Angela Rayner is somehow worth £5M 🤷‍♂️

[Don Vikingo @VikingoDon]

Me da igual si Inglaterra nos eliminó.

Inglaterra nos dio a los mejores escritores de la historia, el rock, el fútbol, los pastes y la industria moderna a los mexicanos.

Argentina nos dio putas, meseros y gente miserable.

El miércoles seré más inglés que Churchill 😎🇲🇽❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

[Nick @nick_constable]

@BoozeAndFagz @Casserly_Rock I agree with you Julie. Similar to when people refer to food as ‘a bit of munch’ 🫤😳

[Ed West @edwest]

It's July 12th, the unificatiion of England day. Next year will mark 1100 years as a country

[Nick @nick_constable]

@HKane @KirstieMAllsopp As a team, you could try doing that thing where you pass the ball forward to other players, who also run forward at the same time? Just a thought. The few times you’ve tried it, it’s worked. Who knew? 🤣

[Nick @nick_constable]

@prodnose How do we deal with the bent refs and VAR that will manipulate an Argentine win?

[Dan Burmawi @DanBurmawy]

Hany Ramzy was the last Christian player on Egypt’s national soccer team.

After he was seen making the sign of the cross following a goal for Egypt, an unofficial decision was made to exclude Christian players from the national team.

Although Christians make up an estimated 10–15% of Egypt’s population, they are banned from senior government positions and many other areas of public life.

[Nick @nick_constable]

Good question

[Effie @Florenkat]

I have not seen one single news report of a war in Morocco so why are there approximately 70,000 Moroccan ‘refugees’ in London?

[Nick @nick_constable]

@lewis_goodall He can speak fluent ‘lanyard’, and dodged most of the Mew Labour bullets when it imploded, by making himself scarce in Manchester. He was an unimpressive minister who made little impact and failed to win the leadership twice.