Nick Derbes

Ehh

[Nick Derbes @nick_derbes]

Shout out to @AbingtonAD who recognized every senior football player except my younger brother #classymove

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Me: “I promise I will behave myself when watching football with your friends”

Me when it’s 2nd and 4 in the 1st quarter of a 3-3 game:

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[BenJarvus Green-Ellis @theLawFirm42]

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever? #Witness

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Non confrontational people actually move so foul

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Instead of watching The White Lotus I’d rather watch The Wife Lois. And the adventures of her family Peter, Chris, Meg, Stewie, and Brian.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches close to no hockey:

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

@realemilyattack @airbagged love a Pepsi with rabbit shit in it

[Cody Rhodes @CodyRhodes]

For everything

[Deion Sanders Jr @DeionSandersJr]

You are a pure hoe

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

“Man dinner” is picking one of these up on the way home from work and eating the whole thing with your bare hands

[Alex @midsmoker34]

im changing careers. I don’t wanna be a janitor anymore i wanna be starting point guard for the Boston Celtics

[Nick Derbes @nick_derbes]

Tatum and Brown the next 4 years after JB signs the supermax

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Matt Patricia calling plays on offense

[7⃣ Leonard Fournette @_fournette]

QB2

[Robbie Routhier @youngruth03]

@shawnpt22

[Robbie Routhier @youngruth03]

@nick_derbes “I have been asking for years!”