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Be amused

[Tanner! @kidmanscill]

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

[teeth haver @teeth_haver]

i dont get y peeple have home of phobia, its just a house bro chill

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

One more week till Thanksgiving break. Let’s leverage this beverage bois

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Have fun out there among the stars.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to read an esteemed love letter of my choosing, and after the cake is officially cut, I get the very first piece. #allthecakes https://t.co/rSku8qD7uT

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

What a fucking weird time to be alive. https://t.co/tslRSCnmDd

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Oh btw guys ISIS just lost

[deray @deray]

the end of an era. https://t.co/9G2Xb3Jm4M

[Sath @satherax]

I took my son to the fair and he had fun

[The Verge @verge]

Martin Scorsese is reportedly working on a Joker origin story movie https://t.co/EMIbD9kGY6

[Hunter Schwarz @hunterschwarz]

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is the No. 1 song on iTunes right now

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

What
if
the
Internet
was
so
slow
it
loaded
one
word
at
a
time
—
except
on
sites
that
paid
off
your
ISP?
#netneutrality

[jay @fatherjstn]

Been waiting on this feature man 😓