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venmo me

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Using my tax refund to go to Mexico #ThanksObama

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https://t.co/OY7fXDpqcA

You’re welcome

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Tomatoes : Guac :: Cantaloupe : Fruit Salad

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The home button was underrated

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What exactly is a hoe-down?

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There’s gotta be a better way to cut a grapefruit

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@MikeJohnstonCO I would like my taxes back this isn’t what I signed up for.

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Person 1: American eagle and Syd are racist.
Person 2 (no pronouns): it’s just good advertisement.
Ancient Aliens: or could it be a hidden message to visitors from another dimension

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@chefsevenn Mountain Dew code red

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Those firework stories looked great, time to circle back on everything you ignored for the past month

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@TheStalwart What translation are you using?

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This is the image in my head every time I see a headline about houtis #utinni

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I wanna see 50cent challenge Joe Biden to read one page of Harry Potter

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@GovofCO Did you draw this using Microsoft paint?

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@kylascan Same, vibes are mixed

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This strategy didn’t work as well for a 90million dollar plane as it does for a Nintendo switch

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The plane wasn’t working so United’s IT hit them with a classic, “did you try turning it off and back on?” like it was a Xbox

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@kylascan @knifehitsdotwav What’s the seasonally adjusted vibes index at then?

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NYC gets a full day of golden hour and all they can do is complain about “air quality” instead of embracing opportunity

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@darkmobil11 @AdamRichman @PardonMyTake @StellaBlueCoff Figured you’d be drinking a bud light

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@CityofDenver is the city just giving up on the whole snow plow thing?