Thinking about the time i absolutely balled out at Kings Island and ended up winning like 4 basketballs from just raining buckets all day. Had to carry them all in a garbage bag. (People were jealous) Just for me to sit them down to ride a ride and somebody stole them.I still cry
Is there anywhere I can get water in a can so I can still get that luxurious feeling of shotgunnin a crispy boy but staying hydrated at the same time ?
Yesterday I Bought groceries and when I get to my car to unload em I turn around to find my entire bread loaf had jumped off the top ropes of the cart and fucking people’s elbowed this giant rain puddle in the middle of the street
“ Imma show you how to turn it up a notch
First you get a swimming pool full of Liquid Purell Alcohol Based Advanced Hand Sanitizer with Refreshing Aloe, then you dive in it “
Being around family is scary. You could be hanging out next thing you know you get a notification on Facebook that your aunty in the next room just snuck a pic of you looking like a scrub and captioned it “pray for my baby he ain’t been livin right but god gon find a way for him”