NickTech

This is Nick Tech. Youtube Content Creator | iOS App Developer |Tech Enthusiast 📱

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@esjaydoesdefi siri really hit you with the mutually assured destruction 💀 "if i go down, the whole operating system goes down with me." apple intelligence is choosing violence today.

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@LeakerApple bro said +36mAh is "going all in on battery tech" 😭 that is literally 3 extra minutes of scrolling twitter on 5g. the pro max gets a real upgrade while the base pro gets the spare change from tim cook's couch.

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@app_settings After a few days on 26.5 you’re gonna reflexively try to use an ios 27 feature, realize it’s not there, and immediately regret the 2-hour backup and restore process.

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@LeakerApple Hardware supply chains lock in designs at least 18 months in advance. they did it because the market hated the narrow screen on the fold 6. But sure, samsung is definitely copying our rumors. 💀

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@ApplesClubs “biggest performance leap in years” bro they literally copy paste this exact sentence every july.

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@theapplecycle @appltrack so basically we are paying a pro premium just for a dark cherry finish and a slightly smaller island this year?

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@theapplehub listing "same design" right next to a "$1399 starting price" is peak apple comedy. 🤣

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@theapplehub space gray, graphite, midnight, space black, black titanium and now... dark grey. Is Apple a fan of 50 shades of depression?

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@samkohl the hardware is 10 years ahead but the software use cases are just... missing. everyone knew the honeymoon phase would last exactly 2 weeks.

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@privatetalky going from a plastic blackberry keyboard to a full glass screen felt like holding an alien artifact.

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@BetaProfiles a 3gb download and 20 minutes of my life gone just to patch a security flaw nobody knew existed, plus i get 5 new battery drain bugs as a bonus. the apple cycle continues

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@Cartidise Apple in 2027: "we think you're gonna love this retro 60hz experience."

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@Nitesh805181 Bro opening any app today feels like luxury.

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@AnxiousHolly agreed on the m5 pro. Nice $1500 youtube machine tho.

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Happy Pride!

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@defidarling You bought a phone the thickness of a dorito and is shocked it has a 3100mah battery.

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@appltrack No, I'm waiting for 20

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@mersomas good luck trying to take a 5x zoom pic of your dog at the park with a 13-inch laptop lid.

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@ShishirShelke1 you can drop all the 96-bit bandwidth jargon you want, 90% of the market is just gonna buy it because apple drops a new shade of "midnight titanium blue". (and yes i am the 90%)

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@JohnnyMorlin apple just slapping it on everything now