Nicholas E McDaniel

Slick rhymes with Nick, but I'm not.

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@BabyHawk_ @bryceyatessss @haleyhardy_ I got you fam!

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#jortslife

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"You're like this bottle of Tabasco in a cup, you make no damn sense!" - wise words of wisdom by Andrew Cannon

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If many is plural, than how the fuck is much singular!?! Why is the English language such bullshit!? #done

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Welp I heard, "That's some hippy dippy bullshit!" in class today. You could say my day has been made!

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That moment when you hear a girl's voice in the hallway while your in the restroom, and you start to think you went in the wrong restroom.😂

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@BabyHawk_ @rebeccann16 @LaurenFox02 How did I get thrown into this!? And it took me forever to find what kinz replied to, damn twitter #fml @BabyHawk_

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Welp I learned that critter kicking is not socially acceptable. Learn something new every day.

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How can there be so many people around you, but you still feel lonely?🤔

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Thank you sonic for 13 corn dogs for $3, you just made my day!😂😂😂😍

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@MaddyTHowe @Chance_Wertz98 @bradleyk223 ... 🤔 ummm i.. i... saw it on someone else's snap😂

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@MaddyTHowe @Chance_Wertz98 @bradleyk223 don't lie I saw a set of nuts in her purse on snapchat..

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🔥🔥🔥 ouch! This sucks!

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When your professor ruins your child hood, by saying Nemo has the same fate has Bruce Jenner. Fml.

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Taking applications for a laundry maid.
Benefits include:
-steady workload
-can make your own schedule
-pay: occasional snacks

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Why don't papers write themselves? #someonepleaseinvent #wordsarehard

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@jacob_sherrill

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@jacob_sherrill one of my many flaws is spelling. It's hard being me sometimes😂

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Who knew that giraffe starts with a g and not a j. #wordsarehard