Nick Johnson

Optimistic, egalitarian, pacifist, minister, animal lover...particularly fond of cats. Cis. He/him/his.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

Maybe this will all blow over.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@SoozUK Sooz: 1 Other person: 0

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@barton_22_ @grafterson I like my beers 80% foam because I go to a bar to reminisce about the good old days, not to have a few beers and a good time with my mates.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@Helloecho12 @Quibilah1 @speakoutsister I mean, if you’re “less informed” you could try googling trans woman for the definition.

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@SoozUK I’d smash.

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@WestminsterWAG @OwenJones84 Weasel words is what you’re doing. Making it sound like something it isn’t. Question is, why?

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@GOPJosh20 Alpha male chipmunks, maybe.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@StephenKing This is what happens when the symbol of your freedom is a gun and your first instinct to conflict is violence.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@NoContextBrits Somehow both blunt and to the point.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@michelle_byoung All of those except the trampoline. Because that could ironically do me in.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@Shane_Monster Sometimes you think you want a nap but what you really need is an espresso martini.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@BCDreyer I’m sure if there was an actual emergency or someone had died my mother would tell me first.

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@notcapnamerica @michelle_byoung Obvious like a well-aimed brick to the face. Bernie doesn’t see what he doesn’t want to see.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Congrats to @reproforall for a new brand that speaks to their mission, and the future we're all working toward: Reproductive Freedom for All. We will accept nothing less.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@AngryBlackLady She messed up, messed it up more, then did her best to fix it. I can relate.

[Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy]

I avoid making men the subject of my essays but this YouGov survey is giving me reasons for an exception.

The straitjacket of patriarchy fucks up so many men. Who dares undo its stitches?

https://t.co/b0Dk7Ai4PO

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@BCDreyer Still going on with it, though. The fundamental disconnect is DB’s claim they’re doing nothing wrong and WGA East’s insistence that it’s a struck show.

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@BCDreyer Those names I would spell correctly because I like/admire their work. But something like, “Giulliani” I’d gleefully butcher (spelling-wise).

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

My mother on the reason I turned out gay:

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Probably an increase in porn-facilitated masturbation frequency
Resulting in false negative readings

[Nick Johnson @Nick_x7]

@BCDreyer I bet you’re the type of person who also has pronouns in real life.