Nick Allen

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[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Havertz missing his penalty on the 1 month anniversary of the Gabriel penalty out of respect

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Garnacho trying to persuade Madonna to put him in the music video as well

[Tobes @TobyEvenden]

It is a mystery that we won more than anyone else in that time with players worse than everyone else

[🍁 @OlIyCFC]

Total radio silence on Sky/BBC. Incredible to be proven so right about the media one single game week after Fulham.

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

Mamma Mia….

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bayern and Chelsea seal new agreement for Nicolas Jackson deal, done!

Loan + buy clause with new element of obligation to buy included in the deal for 2026, as Chelsea wanted.

Jackson already agreed 5 year deal at Bayern. €16.5m loan fee.

Here we go again 💣

[Mod @CFCMods]

Insane how this is still valid today.

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

I have nothing wrong with this deal, but can you imagine the outrage if Lampard took an executive role at Red Bull and then started buying Cobham graduates? Which then funded multiple £100M+ transfers?

What would people say about Chelsea?

[✞ 🇵🇹 @CFCRaf2]

£115 million great British pounds for Kai Havertz and Noni Madueke 😭😭😭 They paid for Caicedo

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

The masculine urge to start a new Career Mode save, spend 4 hours rebuilding the squad, play 3 games and never touch it again

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Chelsea charged us £55M for a Mason Mount with a year left on his contract.

Chelsea snatched Quenda and Delap away from us.

Chelsea are sending Jadon Sancho back to us.

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

100% of my uber eats orders have been this. Glad it’s not just me. So weird.

[Matt Stevens @MattStevns]

Hi @Uber.

Can you please explain to me why my food, that was supposed to be delivered by a woman, was delivered by a middle aged man?

Thanks, look forward to your reply.

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

@bjwwstone #checkmyjawline

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Carragher’s commentary fits a lot better here.

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

🔥🔥🔥

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

I felt something in my soul.

[ًًً @Xabiholic]

Tuchel calling up an injured Reece James over Trent Alexander-Arnold for the next international break

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

@assassinscreed 🦅

[Sripad @falsewinger]

Given the 6-2 win today and the change in mood among Chelsea fans, I would not be surprised to see a random rumor about point deductions or some big fictitious transfer rumor in the coming days.

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

Fifa…

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

@bjwwstone I’ll remember that

[Nick Allen @nickallen090]

Shameful if Spurs win tonight tbh