nicky

self-proclaimed skinny legend, gay cowboy, and proud supporter of the Oxford comma

[nicky @nickb2z]

@miajerriee honey you know i’d take her off your books in a heartbeat, miss you❤️❤️

[nicky @nickb2z]

why does stick season make me cry every time i hear it

[nicky @nickb2z]

my mom texts me everyday specifically just to make sure i’ve eaten a meal

[rico @somethinglovely]

the cycle continues

[nicky @nickb2z]

ive made 35 jell-o shots before 8am

[nicky @nickb2z]

if jace slams my car door one more time i stg

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

we’re all the villain in someone’s story but Idgaf lol

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.

Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[cathy ames shady facts @missh8ter]

forced birth in a country with baby formula shortages and mass school shootings weekly you can’t make this up

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.

If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.

But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

[Bloomberg @business]

Patagonia will provide bail for employees who are arrested while protesting after the US Supreme Court eliminated the constitutional right to abortion https://t.co/Z6d0a3Guzm

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

On this Mother’s Day, my heart is with you, First Lady Olena Zelenska, and all of the brave and resilient mothers of Ukraine.

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

Ovaries shouldn’t be more regulated than Assault Weapons.

[nicky @nickb2z]

@no_homoerectus señor fuller would be proud

[nicky @nickb2z]

“this hotel room already smells like mexican food and boy”