If I had one of them smart fridges with the screen on it I’d be watching porn on that thing so I’d always have a fresh Baja blast within arms reach while im #crankinit and that’s just one thing ive got in common with my buddy @impweekly
Subtlety shaking my head in disapproval and making this face while trumps inauguration footage plays on the tvs at the gym to show all the “fine shyts” I’m on THEIR side (I’m on my last warning with scaring women here before my membership gets revoked)
@bonneyuplate I was going to but then I thought I would ask first because I wasn’t sure if the reason for you not liking my tweet was because you hated my stupid guts
@bonneyuplate Why didn’t you like this tweet? did you not get a chuckle out of it? You didn’t think it was funny? Not even the funny emoji I posted with it?