Nick Batson

I write code💻 and climb mountains🏔️, not necessarily in that order.
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[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Idiocracy was a documentary

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

gotta be honest here, this looks like one of the most mess-withable guys i've ever seen

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Okay, this is funny.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere.

And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time.

When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime.

What then?

Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden?

You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy.

You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military.

You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda.

You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy.

You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy.

You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for.

You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming.

You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation.

You just made women less safe and less free.

You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now.

You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket!

You just ushered in Fascism.

Because your cereal costs more.

Congratulations.

[Pete 😷 #COVIDisAirborne @PeteUK7]

Just seems appropriate today.

[Michael Luo @michaelluo]

Next week's @newyorker cover. https://t.co/t0PCZyr8BO

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Shut the fuck UP about the royal family. We hid in trees and murdered guys in stupid red jackets so we could free ourselves from having to care about those inbred dunces

[ᥴꪖꪑ���ꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

Whatever this man tells you do NOT let him sell you a monorail

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

way back in the year 2001, fans of Internet Explorer used to call the competing browser Netscape Navigator "Nutscrape Navigator", and it was so funny, everyone would laugh and laugh. then the terrorists attacked

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

Starting a fight with like seven groups of people at once is actually the perfect way to market a Napoleon movie

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

1st off, the 2nd amendment wasn't written so you can take on a tyrannical government. That's the biggest lie the NRA has ever foisted on the American ppl.

But let's go with that. So, I ask you, when does the government become too tyrannical?

Because I mean...

We had slavery, seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We had manifest destiny. Where we genocided a ppl and took their land. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We had the black codes, ppl thrown back on plantations for trumped up charges. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We had a full on coup in Wilmington, North Carolina. Ppl were murdered and the duly elected government was overthrown. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We had the Jim Crow era. Extreme persecution, theft, rape, murder and voter suppression. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

1934 the NRA testified it was in favor of banning Tommy machine guns. No absolutist 2nd amendment cunts running around saying, "don't touch my guns."

We had segregation, extreme racist laws and persecution for ppl who drank from the wrong fountain or sat in the wrong bus seat. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We had the Civil rights movement. Ppl getting the shit beat out of them for wanting to be equal under the law because they were facing extreme voter suppression and terrible racist laws. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's then.

We have the war on drugs that effectively eliminates your 4th Amendment. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's to be found.

We have mass incarceration. seems tyrannical. No 2nd amendment bro's running around.

So I ask you. When does the government become too tyrannical..

Oh wait a second, I know. The government asking you to wear a mask during a global health crises, NOW that's fucking tyrrany, amirite?

Actually wait a min, 2020 we had a man try to overturn an election. A would-be-tyrant trying to make himself a dictator. That seems tyrannical. But you 2nd amendment bro's were nowhere to be found. In fact, you didn't stand against it. You encouraged it, supported it, participated in it.

So, we as a country, we're looking tyranny straight in the eye and you 2nd amendment bros were like, "fuck yeah."

So when you cunts go around saying we need to take on a tyrannical government. I really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

fuck I hadn't thought of this

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Donald Trump charged with a crime?? What’s next, Donald Trump charged with two crimes?? Donald Trump charged with three crimes?!? Donald Trump charged with four crimes!!??

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

You’re never gonna believe how old the document we judge all our laws against is bro

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook