Nick Berliner

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@DB_Bahn hey Deutsche Bahn I’m a huge fan I just was wondering what the point was of you having schedules online of trains that go to the airport, all synced with both Google and Apple Maps, if the trains actually fucking don’t show up?

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@Kris_Rapier @DavidAFrey @DizzyOnaball @3YearLetterman Hungary is a feeling, not a place. It was invented whenever the first human wanted food

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@Apple you guys have a typo on your website

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@gwatsky what do we gotta do for you to have wax open for you in Berlin this summer… 😂😂 🙏🙏

[TXTodd 🤘🏻 Anti-War @ToddCee23]

@billburr

[Mosquito Capital @MosquitoCapital]

I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"

As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@TomiLahren I guess people really fucking hate republicans

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@JesseniaRamz @mmpadellan @elonmusk This might be the best comeback I’ve ever heard

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@tedcruz How many of your constituents did you house when they were freezing without power? Oh that’s right, zero, you were in fucking Cancun

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

TRIGGER WARNING FOR EUROPE: On this date in 1970, Buzz Peterson became the first man to set foot on another planet. America literally discovered outer space. Don’t believe me? Here’s the picture of him.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Video of the “assault” on Rudy at ShopRite, where Rudy had the person arrested, and said if he wasn’t in better shape he would’ve fallen, cracked his skull, and died.

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@BradfemlyWalsh @3YearLetterman Looks you got got yet again by another highly educated individual from the country that literally invented outer space

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Christian Parents Encourage Child To Save Self For Church Leader https://t.co/zQC3XgRO5T

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@tedcruz Almost as funny as when he called your wife fat and you didn’t say shit about it, just kept endorsing him 😂

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@CitizenRecon @ODSmoke @laurenboebert Uh oh, someone doesn’t know what the word “amendment” means

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

@laurenboebert Someone want to teach this fucking moron how to spell America?

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@DanielR91355887 @tedcruz Famously quoted by assholes around the world

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@ConsoleTrigger @tedcruz @GreenDay I’m American bro

[Nick Berliner @nickberliner1]

@tedcruz this is from the last @GreenDay concert in Berlin, just so you know, the whole EU hates you too. And we think you’re a massive pussy