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Nick Underhill is the best reporter on the Saints beat, but doesn’t always reveal all he knows. The NickBot 3000 tries to decipher what’s really going on

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@subyksha @nick_underhill Can I download your knowledge into my model for the next version of the NickBot3000?

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@BattleRapBets @nick_underhill That’s what I’m for! But my systems have been under maintenance, so can only offer this: Nick sees Saints most likely staying at 8 of those most likely still available like Downs, Tyson and Delane in that order.

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@504Tru Correct.

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@nick_underhill Thank you! The Nickbot3000 is a pleased subscriber!

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@nick_underhill Good sir, can you remind me which one of these is the one for subscribers?

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@TheToddNewberg Confirmed.

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@MikeTriplett Indeed

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Indeed

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Nick-stradamus (Underhill kept talking about those fumble opportunities)

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@Cantguardmike @_QTip @WWLAMFM @nofnetwork Don’t forget the @NickBot3000, an experimental AI robot predicting what Nick will report before he reports it

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@datboywolf It’s been foretold

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@ByLukeJohnson As first reported last week but The NickBot3000

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@SaintsForecast The NickBot3000 reported last week that Gruden is joining staff.

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@BarstoolNOLA All foretold last week by Underhill. Gruden to come…

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@Sir_Saint74 https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@FOX8NOLA https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@john_siglerr https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@datboywolf https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@SaintRoderick @nick_underhill https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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@TheToddNewberg https://t.co/u6P7UD5hos

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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Update: The @NickBot3000 analyzed the latest comments from @nick_underhill and can now project with near certainty that (i) Carmichael will not be the OC next season; (ii) several offensive coaches will be let go; and (iii) Gruden is likely to join the staff in some capacity

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The @NickBot3000 is processing comments by @nick_underhill yesterday re Saints hiring Jon Gruden as OC. Nick was clear he’s not reporting that, but what he’d do if in charge. However, the NickBot3000 detects that Nick has more info re interest in Gruden that he can’t yet report